Alitta

1. “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” - Christina Aguilera

* The answer is France. What about tennis US open, any idea where it is usually held?

2. “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” - Mariah Carey

* How old is Mariah? She doesn’t sound so mature.

3. “Every decade has an iconic blond like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now, I’m that icon.” - Paris Hilton 

* Yes I agree as long as the term ‘blonde’ doesn’t mean a hair color

4. “I don’t really think. I just walk” - Paris Hilton

* Right, we never doubt that for a minute.

5. “If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either” - Dick Cavett

* He’s genius since he could come up with such a strange quote.

6. “I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” - Racquel Welch

* U.S. has 50 states plus the Never land and what else? The land before time?

7. “In an action film you act in the action; in a drama film you act in the drama.” — Belgian actor Jean-Claude van Damme.

* Really impressive!

8. “I always call my cousin because we’re so close. We’re almost like sisters, and we’re close because our moms are sisters.” — Britney Spears

* You are close with your sister as you two have the same parents, yeah?

9. “I love food! - I eat nothing else!” -Tommy Cooper

* Duh!

10. “My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.” - Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice

* Try being an aunt!