Alitta

I collected 10 stupid celebrity quotes which are extremely funny and silly. Some celebs are real dumbos you have no idea. 

1. “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t really like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa” - Britney Spears

Did she ever take Geography class in school?

2. “I have hired a teacher to teach me the French language because I know they all speak French in Europe and I don’t want to talk any nonsense when I’m here” - Paris Hilton

Does she sound naive or retarded to you?

3. “What’s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”

Who else? Ms. Paris Hilton!!!

4. “The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” - Joe Theisman - Football commentator and former American football quarterback

Nice name Norman Einstein! Who’s Albert Einstein then?

5. “Sorry, I don’t know much about you. I don’t follow tennis.” - Christina Aguilera to Tiger Woods, after he told her he loved her music.

Tiger Wood participates both in tennis Wimbledon and Nasdaq 100 Open

6. “Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something” - Dennis Rodman (ex NBA player).

Has he started playing basketball since he was born without attending school at all??

7. “China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.” - Charles De Gaulle (former French president)

Sounds better than Japan in Africa though

8. “I’m honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.” - George W. Bush

Ladies and gentlemen in the US, your President!!

9. “I hate dead people.” - Paris Hilton
Come on girl, grow up!

10 “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.” - Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins

Try a mini skirt next time